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You May Be From Cincinnati If...

Instead of saying "What?" or "Huh?" you say, "Please?"

Your favorite convenience store sounds like a labor union (United Dairy Farmers).

You can't hear the words "Mike Brown" without getting angry.

You honestly believe that Pete Rose should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

You have more stadiums, coliseums, and arenas than you have teams.

You somehow have a soft spot for Marge Schott.

You don't think it weird that everyone has an Uncle Al.

Your favorite Coney Island isn't near New York.

You like Nick Clooney better than George Clooney.

You know how Jerry Springer got his start.

You know what a pony keg is.

You have friends and neighbors with names like Machenheimer, Guckenberger, Schlottman, Schoenling, and Schweitering.

You know what "brats" and "metts" are.

You've tasted goetta.

You know that cars (like eggs) are cheaper in the country.

You know that Cherokee Motors was located at 7505 Vine (where Paddock meets Vine at the big Indian sign).

You think a mixed marriage is when an East Sider marries a West Sider.

You know the difference between Hudy and "Who Dey."

You know what cream ale is.

You think that cream soda should be bright red.

Someone says "Norwood" and you automatically laugh (unless you actually live there).

You can visit California, Lebanon, and Moscow and go Over-the-Rhine, all in the same day.

You hate Cleveland, even though you've probably never been there.

You think Kentucky is only slightly more civilized than Afghanistan.

You know in which state the Greater Cincinnati Airport is located.

You actually get these jokes and send your friends this link!