CyberJoke 3000™

Start your day with a smile!

Want a couple of free jokes every day in your morning email? Join CyberJoke 3000™. It's as easy as sending a blank email and our answering service will take care of the rest. I guarantee to make you smile — or double your money back!

The only standard I apply is that a joke had to make me laugh. They reflect my sense of humor. If you know and like my humor, you'll like CyberJoke 3000™.

If you have friends who would enjoy CyberJoke 3000™, you can forward them yours but please encourage them to join. Complete instructions appear at the bottom of every day’s email. Or tell me your friends' email addresses and I'll invite them to join. Just pull down the "More" menu above and choose "Send Al Email."

...and the price is right!

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Warning: If you're looking for obscene, sick, weird, racist, or the cutting edge of humor, you'll be disappointed. While I send the occasional R-rated joke, I don't do X. Here are my Terms and Conditions.

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First, UNsubscribe by sending a blank email here from your old email address. Then REsubscribe by sending a blank email here from your new email address.

How to UNsubscribe:

Who would want to? But, if you do, it's just as simple: send a blank email here and you're out.

If you have problems:

Tell me. If you signed up but haven't received anything in a few days, tell me. If you get multiple emails, tell me. How? Pull down the "More" menu above and choose "Send Al Email."

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I’ve posted the terms of my list under Conditions here. You can read them or not. Essentially, I plan to be reasonable and follow the Golden Rule. You should too.

If you find something offensive, I apologize. Unsubscribe if I really get to you. But, if you do, I'd appreciate it if you'd tell me exactly why, so I know what I did wrong.

I never add people who don’t want to be on the list. If somehow you got on and don’t want to be, follow the unsubscribe instructions above and you’re off.

Worried about Spam?

I belong to several YahooGroups besides CyberJoke 3000™ using several different email addresses and I've never received spam from any of those groups.

Registration versus Subscription

YahooGroups will also let you set up your own groups easily and quickly, with many more features than CyberJoke 3000™ uses. It's a good service and the price is right. They've been reliable for me for 13+ years.