CyberJoke 3000™

Want to start your day with a smile?

How about a couple of free jokes via email from me every day? Join CyberJoke 3000™. It's as easy as sending me a blank email. I guarantee to make you smile--or double your money back!

The only standard I apply is that a joke had to make me laugh. They reflect my sense of humor. If you know and like my humor, you'll like CyberJoke 3000™.

If you have friends who would enjoy CyberJoke 3000™, you can forward them one of yours and encourage them to join. Complete instructions appear at the bottom of every day’s email. Or use the "Send Email" link in the left margin to send me your friends' email addresses; I'll invite them to join us.

...and the price is right!

How about a joke right now?

Just click here and discover the CyberJoke 3000™ archives.

Warning:

If you're looking for the truly obscene, sick, weird, racist, or cutting edge in humor, you're going to be disappointed. While I may send an occasional R-rated joke, I don't do X. If you're in doubt, you can see every joke sent so far by visiting the archives.

How to Subscribe:

It couldn't be easier. Send a blank e-mail by clicking here and you're in. You do not need to write anything in the email; no one will ever read it anyway. If you want access to the thousands of jokes in the CyberJoke 3000™ library, you'll have to become a YahooGroups "member."

The address you send the message from is the address that gets added or removed. If you want a different address, or you change your email address, make those changes at the YahooGroups site.

How to UNsubscribe:

Why would you want to?

But, if you do, it's just as simple. Send a blank e-mail to by clicking here and you're out.

If you have problems:

Tell me about it. If you signed up, waited a few days, and haven't received anything, tell me. If you get multiple emails, tell me. How? Send an email by clicking "Email Al" in the "More" menu above. Tell me personally.

Want more information?

I’ve posted the terms of my list under Conditions here. You can read them or not. Essentially, I plan to be reasonable and follow the Golden Rule. You should too.

If you find something offensive, I apologize in advance. Unsubscribe if I really get to you. But, if you do, I'd appreciate it if you'd tell me exactly why, so I know what I did wrong.

I never add people who don’t want to be on the list. If somehow you got on and don’t want to be, follow the unsubscribe instructions above and you’re off.

Worried about Spam?

I belong to several YahooGroups besides CyberJoke 3000™ using several different email addresses and I've never received spam from any of those addresses.

Registration versus Subscription

YahooGroups would love for you to "officially register" with their service to access their "many valuable features such as the vault, calendar, chat room, and database." CyberJoke 3000™ doesn't use any of those features. The only reason you would want to register is to access the CyberJoke 3000 archives.

YahooGroups will also let you set up your own groups easily and quickly, with many more features than CyberJoke 3000™ uses.