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Numbers of the Beast

Everyone knows that 666 is the Number of the Beast.
But on June 6, 2006 (6/6/06), we learned the rest of the story.

660

Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI

Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000

Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666

Number of the Millibeast

/ 666

The Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2)

Imaginary number of the Beast

6.66 e3

Floating point Beast

1010011010

Binary of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number?

Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666

Area code of the Beast

00666

Zip code of the Beast

666mph

The speed limit of the Beast

$665.95

Retail price of the Beast

$699.25

Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95

Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66

Wal-Mart price of the Beast

$646.66

Next week’s Wal-Mart price of the Beast

Phillips 666

Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666

Way of the Beast

666 F

Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k

Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg

Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66%

5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank

$666/hr

Beast’s lawyer’s billing rate

Lotus 6-6-6

Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66

Word Processor of the Beast

i66686

CPU of the Beast

665.9997856

The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

666i

BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised)

Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

1232 Octal, Apt. 29A

Beast’s hexed address

668

Next-door neighbor of the Beast

333

The semi-Christ