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What They Say |
What They Mean |
“Did you come?” |
“Because I didn't.” |
“I have something to tell you.” |
“Get tested.” |
“I'm a romantic.” |
“I'm poor.” |
“I'll give you a call.” |
“I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild dogs than ever see you again.” |
“Trust me.” |
“I'm cheating on you.” |
“I love you.” |
“You're a good lay.” |
“I think we should just be friends.” |
“You're ugly.” |
“Haven't I seen you before?” |
“Nice ass.” |
“I want to make love to you.” |
“Let's screw.” |
“Was it good for you?” |
“I'm insecure about my manhood.” |
“We need to talk.” |
“I'm pregnant.” |
“I had a wonderful time last night.” |
“Who the hell are you?” |
“I've been thinking a lot.” |
“You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.” |
“I've learned a lot from you.” |
“Next!” |
“I want a commitment.” |
“I'm sick of my dildo.” |
“I think we should see other people.” |
“I have been seeing other people.” |
“Let's get married.” |
“Now can we screw?” |
“We don't have to do anything until you are ready.” |
“Put out or get out.” |
“I feel it's time to express our love for each other.” |
“Give me head.” |
“I still think about you.” |
“I miss the sex.” |
“Is there something wrong?” |
“Is it supposed to be this soft?” |
“You're so mature.” |
“I hope you're eighteen.” |
“Yes! Yes!” |
“Aren't you done yet?” |