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Adult |
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. |
Beauty Parlor |
A place where women curl up and dye. |
Cannibal |
Someone who is fed up with people. |
Chickens |
The only animals you eat before they’re born and after they’re dead. |
Committee |
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. |
Dust |
Mud with the juice squeezed out. |
Egotist |
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. |
Handkerchief |
Cold storage. |
Inflation |
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. |
Mosquito |
An insect that makes you like flies better. |
Raisin |
Grape with a sunburn. |
Secret |
Something you tell to one person at a time. |
Skeleton |
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. |
Tomorrow |
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. |
Toothache |
The pain that drives you to extraction. |
Wrinkles |
Something other people have. You have character lines |
Yawn |
An honest opinion openly expressed. |