Who Was Jesus?
Scholars have
long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality
of Jesus. This should easily clear up that heated
debate.
JESUS WAS MEXICAN
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
JESUS WAS BLACK
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure
he was God
JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil
JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion
JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures
JESUS WAS A WOMAN
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was
no food
2. He tried to give an important message to a bunch of men who
just didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
more work for Him to do.
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