What's the Difference?
What's the difference between an intelligent
country lad and that same boy after a big bowl of beans?
One is a smart feller...
What's the difference between a Triscuit and
a lesbian?
One is a snack cracker...
What's the difference between a nun at prayer
and a nun in a bubble bath?
One has hope in her soul...
What's the difference between a straight rodeo
and a gay rodeo?
At one, they yell, "Ride them suckers..."
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
You get mono from snatching a kiss...
What's the difference between a cross-eyed
hunter and a constipated owl?
One shoots and can't hit...
What's the difference between a baby and the
conductor of a women's choir?
One sucks his fingers...
What's the difference between a telephone prank
and a hesitating woman?
One is a calling stunt...
What's the difference between an epileptic
oyster and a prostitute with diarrhea?
One you shuck between fits...
What's the difference between a midget magician
and a female jogger?
One is a cunning runt...
What's the difference between an archery accomplishment
and a dumb female?
One is a cupid stunt...
What's the difference between the host of 'Candid
Camera' telephoning and a tripped woman?
One is a calling Funt...
What's the difference between Dr Scholl's footpads
and a symphony conductor?
One bucks up the feet...
What's the difference between a seamstress
and a violist?
One tucks up the frills...
What's the difference between a seamstress
and a french horn player?
One says "Tuck the frills."...
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