|
Object |
Male |
Female |
Why |
Ziploc Bags |
X |
|
While they hold everything in, you can still see right through them. |
Shoe |
X |
|
It's often unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. |
Copier |
|
X |
Once it's turned off, it takes a while to warm up. |
Tire |
X |
|
It's often over-inflated and some go bald. |
Hot Air Balloon |
X |
|
To get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it. And, of course, there's all that hot air. |
Sponges |
|
X |
They're soft, squeezable and retain water. |
Subway |
X |
|
It uses the same old lines to pick people up |
Hourglass |
|
X |
Over time, all its weight shifts to the bottom. |
Hammer |
X |
|
It hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's still handy to have one around. |
Remote Control |
|
X |
Ha! You thought male. But: it gives men pleasure; he'd be lost without it; and, while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! |