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Chicago |
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn |
New York |
One hand on wheel, one finger out window |
New Jersey |
One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic |
Boston |
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator |
Los Angeles |
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap |
Italy |
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat |
Seattle |
One hand on 12 oz., double-shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic |
Texas |
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald’s bag out the window |
Southern male |
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, speed steady at 70 mph, driving down the center of the road unless going around a blind curve, in which case they are on the wrong side of the road |
Southern female |
One hand constantly adjusting rear-view mirror to show different angles of big hair, other hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment |
Oklahoma |
Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna |
Colorado |
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another’s car |
New Mexico |
Two hands on the wheel, driving forty-five in a seventy mph zone in the left lane, with the left turn signal on, and making a right turn |
Florida |
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible through windshield, driving 35 in the left lane of the Interstate with the left blinker on |
Arkansas |
One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister |
Iowa, |
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror |