Actual (?) Restroom Graffiti
Friends don't let friends take home ugly
men.
Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey
Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University,
Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time, and time is a
waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have
the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington,
DC
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
It's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West
Virginia
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA
No matter how good she looks, some other guy
is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room Linda's Bar and
Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and
Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't
been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back
of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
Women's restroom, The Filling
Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things, it would
be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, New
York.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom, House of Representatives,
Washington, DC
Express Lane: Five beers or less.
Sign over a urinal, Ed Debevic's,
Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over women's restroom mirror,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or
testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom Dick's Last
Resort, Dallas, TX