The Report
on Sexual Behavior
Women
who always have an orgasm while having sex................................................................
15%
Men who always have an orgasm while having sex....................................................................
65%
Women who wish their partners could last long enough so they could have
just one orgasm............. 95%
Men who always have an orgasm while having sex with a partner..................................................
5%
Men who lie about sex.......................................................................................................
100%
Religious people who think pain and pleasure go together in sex..................................................
15%
Nonreligious people who think pain and pleasure go together in sex..............................................
10%
Religious people who think sex should be a part of religious practice.............................................
58%
Non-religious people who would get religion if sex were a part of religious
practice.......................... 89%
Priests who wish to engage in sex.........................................................................................
26%
Priests who currently engage in sex.......................................................................................
26%
Men, age 18 to 26, who have sex several times a week.............................................................
38%
Men, age 65 and over, who have sex several times a week........................................................
39%
Men of all ages who wished they got it even once a week.........................................................
89%
Ultraliberals who think simultaneous orgasm is a must for gratifying
sex........................................ 15%
Ultraconservatives who think simultaneous orgasm is a must for gratifying
sex............................... 29%
Guys who really cared about simultaneous orgasm......................................................................
2%
Guys who think a partner is a must for gratifying sex..................................................................
9%
Midwesterners who have had sex with more than 100 partners.....................................................
1%
Californians who have had sex with more than 100 partners.......................................................
15%
Californians who cant distinguish reality.................................................................................
15%
Men who have had an orgasm while looking at girlie magazines.................................................
99%
Women who have had an orgasm while looking at boyie magazines............................................
27%
Men who practice safe sex...................................................................................................
46%
Women who practice safe sex..............................................................................................
73%
Blondes who think safe sex means locking the door...................................................................
98%
Men who think safe sex is not having her husband find out.........................................................
23%
Men whose first sexual partner was a female.............................................................................
9%
Women whose first sexual partner was a male...........................................................................
9%
Men who can count their sexual partners on one hand..............................................................
46%
Men whose hand IS their sexual partner.................................................................................
54%
Men who have hot sexual partners..........................................................................................
8%
Men whose think their sexual partner is full of hot air................................................................
82%
Men whose sexual partner must be filled with hot air..................................................................
7%
Children who really loved their pets........................................................................................
91%
Rednecks between 12 and 20 who have had sex......................................................................
96%
Rednecks between 12 and 20 who have had sex with other than relatives
and farm animals............ 0.003