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Border Collie |
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. |
Poodle |
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. |
Golden Retriever |
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a light bulb? |
Dachshund |
You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp! |
Rottweiler |
Make me. |
Lab |
Oh, me, me, me! Puh-leeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh, can I? Huh, can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? |
German Shepherd |
I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. |
Tibetan Terrier |
Let the Border Collie do it. And while he’s busy, feed me! |
Jack Russell Terrier |
I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls. |
Cocker Spaniel |
Why change it? I just pee on the carpet in the dark. |
Doberman |
While it’s dark, I’ll sleep on the couch. |
Boxer |
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. |
Chihuahua |
Yo quiero taco bulb. |
Irish Wolfhound |
Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover. |
Pointer |
I see it. There it is! There it is! Right there! |
Greyhound |
It isn’t moving. Who cares? |
Australian Shepherd |
First, let me get all the other light bulbs in a little circle. |
Old English Sheep Dog |
Light bulb? What light bulb? I don’t see a light bulb. |
Hound Dog |
ZZZZZZzzzzz. |