|
He said |
Want a quickie? |
She said |
As opposed to what? |
He said |
I dont know why you wear a bra; there's nothing in it. |
She said |
You wear briefs, dont you? |
He said |
Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? |
She said |
Not at all honey. I'd love you no matter who left you the money. |
He said |
This coffee isnt fit for a pig! |
She said |
Sorry. Let me get you some that is. |
She said |
What do you mean by coming home half drunk? |
He said |
Its not my fault. I ran out of money. |
He said |
Since I first laid eyes on you, Ive wanted to make love to you in the worst way possible. |
She said |
You succeeded! |
Priest |
I dont think you will ever find another man like your late husband. |
She said |
Whos gonna look? |
He said |
With your flat chest and unshaven legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man? |
She said |
No. Have you? |
He said |
Why do you women try to impress us with your looks instead of your brains? |
She said |
Because there is a much bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind! |
He said |
What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? |
She said |
Turn sideways and look in the mirror! |
He said |
Lets go out and have some fun tonight. |
She said |
Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the light on. |
He said |
Two inches more and I'd be king! |
She said |
Two inches less and you'd be queen! |
She said |
Seen on ladies room wall: "My husband follows me everywhere." |
He said |
Written just below it: "I do not." |
He said |
Shall we try switching positions tonight? |
She said |
Good idea! You stand by the ironing board while I sit in front of the TV and fart. |
He said |
Let's go out and have some fun tonight. |
She said |
Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. |
He said |
Why dont you tell me when you have an orgasm? |
She said |
I would, but youre never there! |