Anal Sex Week
Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
Aunt Flo’s in Town
Big Red
Bitchy Witchy Week
Blobbing
Bloody Mary
Blow Job Week
Calendar Days
Checking into the Red Roof Inn
Clean-Up in Aisle One
Closed for Business
Code Red
Communists in the Summer House
Crimson Tide
Dead week
Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
Dracula's Tea Bag
End of Sentence
Executive Week
Falling to the Communists
Feelin’ Menstru-riffic!
Flying the Red Flag
Friend from the Red Sea
Game Day for the Crimson Tide
Hammock Season
Having the Painters In
Hummer Week
In Season
Lady Days
Lady in the Red Dress
Leak Week
Leaky Basement
Massacre at the Y
Miss Scarlett’s Come Home to Tara
Monthlies
Monthly Visitor
Moses is Parting the Red Sea
Mudslide in Crotch Canyon
My Cup of Joy is Overflowing
My Red-Headed Cousin from Down South
Nosebleed in Australia
Old Faithful
Ordering l’Omelette Rouge
Pad Straddling
Panty Painting
Panty Shields Up, Captain!
Planting Cotton
Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote’s Ragtime Band
Ragtime
Raining Down South
Raising the Japanese Flag
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Red Dollar Days
Red Letter Day
Red Moon Rising
Red Ribbon Week
Red Rider's Revenge
Red River Blues
Red Sox are in Town
Red Thread in the Sowing Machine
Riding the Cotton Cowboy
Riding the Crimson Wave
Riding the Red Ball Special
Saddling Old Rusty
Seeing Red
Serving up the Womb Steak, Medium Rare
Shark Bait
Sitting on a Sock
Strings Attached
Surfing the Crimson Tide
Surfing the Crimson Wave
Taking Carrie to the Prom
The Bleedies
The Blobs
The Curse
The Dam has Burst
The Dark Week
The Hunt for Red October
The Kitty has a Nosebleed
The Misery
The Monkey has a Nosebleed
The Nuisance
The Painters Are In
The Playground's Muddy
The Red Flag Is Up
The Red Menace
The Scarlet Letter
Time to Change the Filter
T-minus 9 Months and Holding
Too Wet to Plow
Train Wreck
Trolling for Vampires
Vampire's Bag Lunch
Visit from Captain Bloodsnatch
Visit from the Cardinal
Weeping Womb
Wound of Eve that Never Heals
Wounded Clam