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New |
We changed the color |
All New |
Parts not interchangeable with previous design |
Exclusive |
Imported product |
Unmatched |
Almost as good as the competition |
Designed Simplicity |
We cut our manufacturing cost to the bone |
Foolproof Operation |
No provision for adjustments |
Advanced Design |
The advertising agency doesn’t understand it |
It’s Here At Last! |
Rush job; nobody knew it was coming |
Field-Tested |
Manufacturer lacks test equipment |
High Accuracy |
Unit on which all parts fit |
Direct Sales Only |
Factory had big argument with distributor |
Years of Development |
We finally got one that works |
Revolutionary |
It’s different from our competitors |
Breakthrough |
We finally figured out a way to sell it |
Futuristic |
Can’t figure out why it looks like it does |
Distinctive |
Shape and color differ from the others |
Maintenance-Free |
Impossible to fix |
Re-Designed |
Previous faults corrected. We hope. |
Hand-Crafted |
Assembly machines operators don’t wear gloves |
Performance Proven |
Will last as long as the warranty |
Meets All Standards |
Ours, not yours |
Solid-State |
Heavier than Lead! |
Broadcast Quality |
Gives a picture and produces noise |
High Reliability |
We made it work long enough to ship it |
New Generation |
Old design failed; maybe this one will work |
Country-Wide Customer Service |
You can return it from most airports |
Unprecedented Performance |
Nothing we ever had before worked this way |
Built To Precision Tolerances |
We finally got it to fit together |
Satisfaction Guaranteed |
Manufacturer’s, upon cashing your check |