You May Be from
You can open and drive your car without touching the car door or
the steering wheel.
You no longer associate bridges and rivers with water.
You can say "It's 110 degrees outside" without fainting.
You can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You know a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
You pick parking places by shade instead of distance.
You burn your hand opening your car door.
Hot air balloons don't rise.
You can drive your car with only 2 fingers.
You know that asphalt has a liquid state.
You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water
in the toilet bowl.
You've seen birds use potholders to pull a worm out of the ground.
You're used to hot water coming out of both taps.
You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you
in the face when you open your oven door.
You make sun tea -- instantly.
You feel a little chilly if the temperature dips below 95.
You get sunburned through a car window.
You step outside at 7:30 a. m. and break into a sweat.
You pick potatoes out of the ground that are already cooked, and
all you do is add butter.
You actually get these jokes and send your friends this