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What Sex Are They?

 

Object

Male

Female

Why

Ziploc Bags

X

 

While they hold everything in, you can still see right through them.

Shoe

X

 
 

It's often unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

Copier

 
 

X

Once it's turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

Tire

X

 
 

It's often over-inflated and some go bald.

Hot Air Balloon

X

 
 

To get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it. And, of course, there's all that hot air.

Sponges

 
 

X

They're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Subway

X

 
 

It uses the same old lines to pick people up

Hourglass

 
 

X

Over time, all its weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer

X

 
 

It hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's still handy to have one around.

Remote Control

 
 

X

Ha! You thought male. But: it gives men pleasure; he'd be lost without it; and, while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!