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Then |
Long hair |
Now |
Longing for hair. |
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Then |
KEG |
Now |
EKG. |
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Then |
Acid rock |
Now |
Acid reflux. |
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Then |
Moving to California because its cool. |
Now |
Moving to California because its warm. |
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Then |
Watching John Glenns historic flight with your parents. |
Now |
Watching John Glenns historic flight with your kids. |
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Then |
Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. |
Now |
Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. |
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Then |
Youre growing pot. |
Now |
Your growing pot. |
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Then |
Seeds and stems. |
Now |
Roughage. |
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Then |
Popping pills, smoking joints. |
Now |
Popping joints. |
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Then |
President Johnson |
Now |
The president's johnson |
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Then |
Fighting to get rid of the lying president |
Now |
Fighting to keep the lying president |
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Then |
The perfect high |
Now |
The perfect high-yield mutual fund |
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Then |
Taking acid |
Now |
Taking antacid |
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Then |
Getting your head stoned |
Now |
Getting your headstone |
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Then |
Our presidents struggle with Fidel. |
Now |
Our presidents struggle with fidelity. |
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Then |
Paar. |
Now |
AARP. |
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Then |
Keg |
Now |
EKG |
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Then |
Being caught with Hustler magazine. |
Now |
Being caught by Hustler magazine. |
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Then |
Killer weed. |
Now |
Weed killer. |
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Then |
Hoping for a BMW. |
Now |
Hoping for a BM. |
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Then |
The Grateful Dead. |
Now |
Dr. Kevorkian. |
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Then |
Worrying about no one coming to your party |
Now |
Worrying about no one coming to your funeral |
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Then |
Finding a new, hip joint. |
Now |
Getting a new hip joint. |
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Then |
Seeds and stems |
Now |
Roughage |
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Then |
Rolling Stones |
Now |
Kidney stones |
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Then |
Being called into the principal's office |
Now |
Calling the principal's office |
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Then |
Peace sign |
Now |
Mercedes logo |
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Then |
Parents begging you to get your hair cut |
Now |
Children begging you to get their heads shaved |
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Then |
Passing the driver's test |
Now |
Passing the vision test |
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Then |
"Whatever" |
Now |
"Depends" |