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Lateral Thinking

Scroll down slowly and no peeking ahead!

 

 

 

Question:

man 
------------ 
 
 board 

 

 

 

Answer: man overboard 

 

 

 

Question:

  stand 
------------ 
 

 

 

 

Answer: I understand 

 

 

 

Question:

/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ 

 

 

 


Answer: reading between the lines 

 

 

 

 





Question:

     r    
     road  
 a
 
 d
 

 

 

 

Answer: cross road 

 

 

 

Question:

      cycle 
      cycle 
     cycle 

 

 

 

Answer: tricycle 

 

 

 

Question:


------------ 
M.D. 

Ph.D. 

 

 

 

Answer: two degrees below zero 

 

 

 

 

Question:

        knee   
      light 

 

 

 

Answer: neon light

 ( knee - on - light ) 

 

 

 

 
Question:

 ground 
  --------------- 
feet feet feet feet feet feet 

 

 

 

Answer: six feet underground 

 

 

 



Question:

he's  X  himself 

 

 

 


Answer: he's by himself 

 

 

 

 



Question:

ecnalg 

 

 

 

Answer: backward glance 

 

 

 

Question:

death ..... life 

 

 

 

Answer: life after death 

 

 

 

Question:

THINK 

 

 

 

Answer: think big ! ! 

 

 

 

 

Question:

ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb... 

 

 

 

Ans. =  long time no "see"