|
In London department store |
Bargain basement upstairs. |
In a London office |
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. |
In a Zurich hotel |
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. |
From a Japanese information book-let about a hotel air conditioner |
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of war in your room, please control yourself. |
In a Leipzig elevator |
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. |
At a Paris dress shop |
Dresses for street walking. |
In a Bangkok dry cleaners |
Drop your trousers here for best results. |
On a Majorcan shop entrance |
English well talking. |
On a Majorcan shop entrance |
Here speeching American. |
On the door of a Moscow hotel room |
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. |
In a Tokyo Hotel |
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis. |
In a Bangkok temple |
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. |
A sign posted in Germany's Black forest |
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. |
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge |
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. |
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop |
Ladies may have a fit upstairs. |
In a Rome laundry |
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. |
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers |
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. |
In a Rhodes tailor shop |
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. |
In a Tokyo shop |
Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run. |
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant |
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. |
In a Budapest zoo |
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. |
In a Paris hotel elevator |
Please leave your values at the front desk. |
On the menu of a Polish hotel |
Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. |
In a Tokyo bar |
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. |
In a Swiss mountain inn |
Special today -- no ice cream. |
In the office of a Roman doctor |
Specialist in women and other diseases. |
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency |
Take one of our horse-driven city tours--we guarantee no miscarriages. |
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist |
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. |
In a Yugoslavian hotel |
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. |
In a Bucharest hotel lobby |
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. |
In an Acapulco hotel |
The manager has personally passed all the water served here. |
From the Soviet Weekly |
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. |
In a Belgrade hotel elevator |
To move the cabin, push botton for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. |
In a hotel in Athens |
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 daily. |
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office |
WE take your bags and send them in all directions. |
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo |
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. |
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand |
Would you like to ride on your own ass? |
In a Japanese hotel |
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. |
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery |
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday. |