CyberJoke 3000 Conditions
- This list is free and intends to remain that
way.
- I will NOT sell or lend the list to anyone else.
The names on the list will never be revealed
to anyone. I will use the list only to send you
jokes.
- I am not concerned about jokes being clean or
"Politically Correct." On the other
hand, I dont find vulgar, sexist or racist
jokes funny, so youll never see those.
- Every email I send you is also available on
our eGroups site. This saves you, and me, the
trouble of self-archiving.
- If I do offend you someday, it is not my intention.
If you dont like one day's jokes, just
delete that email. Maybe youll love the
next joke I send. If youre deleting too
many, leave the group. I only send jokes I think
are funny. You should see some of the ones that
I delete!
- I appreciate constructive feedback. Theres
an address at the bottom of every email where
you can send email to me. However, if you are
rude to me or spam me, I will remove you from
the list.
- I didnt write these jokes, but I have
tightened, corrected misspellings, capitalization,
and grammar on nearly every one. I claim no ownership
or copyright.
- I don't include advertising but YahooGroups
does. That keeps the list free. If you want to
patronize an advertiser, that's up to you, but
I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
- I do not endorse the products and services advertised
in CyberJoke 3000. Hell, I don't even know
who they are until I receive my copy back from
YahooGroups at the same time you get yours. Advertisers
are responsible for their content and claims,
not me. You are on your own. Caveat emptor.
- The bottom of each email contains complete instructions
for forwarding, quitting and encouraging your
friends to join. Please don't take the easy way
out and just email me.
- I reserve the right to discontinue this whenever
it ceases to be fun. That doesnt mean I
plan to, just that I reserve the right.
- Terms are subject to change. Additions and changes
will be posted here as necessary.
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