Actual(?) Quotes of Famous People about Sex

Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Woody Allen:"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

Camille Paglia: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

George Burns: "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."

Henry Miller: "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."

Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 600SL convertible."